Comic #2265: 2011-07-27

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Panel 1:
Character 1: "I love you."
Character 2: "No, you don’t."

Panel 2:
Character 1: "You’re a temporary holographic representation of my husband. I’ll be making use of you while he’s away for the weekend."
Character 2: "But… I feel like I’m really your husband."

Panel 3:
Character 1: "That’s your main appeal."

Panel 4:
Character 1: "But if I feel like him, and I can think too… I mean… don’t I have any moral standing?"
Character 2: "No."

Panel 5:
Character 1: "You’re not an evolved being. The fact that you have any self-preserving impulse is just because I copied it over along with a broader suite of personality traits."

Panel 6:
Character 2: "But—"
Character 1: "You’re only gonna exist for another 47.99 hours. We can either make use of your enhanced sexual prowess for your entire lifetime, or we can talk metaphysics till we’re sad."
Character 2: "Yeah."

Panel 7:
Character 3 (entering): "Hey honey—"
Character 1: "Sweetie! You’re home early."

Panel 8:
Character 3: "I see you’ve made a sexy duplicate of me naughty. Shall we all go to the bedroom?"
Character 1: "I dunno. I’m starting to wonder if creating then decapitating a virtual mind is morally equivalent to murder."

Panel 9:
Character 3: "Hmm… just a moment."

Panel 10:
(Showing an interface or display with options):
"Active Halos: Wife, Self

Critical Thought
Emotional
Lust"

Panel 11:
Character 3: "Sex?"
Character 2: "Sex!"

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