Comic #5776: dissimulation

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Panel 1:

• Text: "IMPROVE YOUR LIFE BY BELIEVING IN THE SIMULATION HYPOTHESIS"

Panel 2:

• Text: "YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOT YOUR FAULT."
• Character 1: "I'M NOT DRUNK! THE LATENCY ON THE SIM JUST GOES UP WHENEVER I HAVE 6 BOURBONS!"

Panel 3:

• Text: "YOU’RE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU REALIZE."
• Character 2: "OTHER MEN ONLY LOOK SQUAREJAWED BECAUSE THEIR MODELS HAVE FEWER POLYGONS!"

Panel 4:

• Text: "YOUR MISBEHAVIORS ARE JUST SOFTWARE BUGS."
• Character 3: "YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN!"
• Character 4: "DAMN THESE OFF-BY-ONE ERRORS!"

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