Comic #3930: new-valentines

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Title: "New Directions for Valentine's Day"

Panel 1: Surprising Subject Matter…

On the left, there's a cartoon loaf of bread with a smiling face. The text above says, "I would loaf to fuck you."
On the right, a cartoon cow looks content, with hearts around it. The cow's speech bubble states, "I still love you, but I have come to realize that I’m udderly gay!"

Panel 2: Gentle Reminders…

The left side features a happy coffee cup with a lid, alongside a text that reads, "I like you a latte! But you've bean late on child support for 3 months now."
On the right, there's a pink heart with the text, "You still owe me money. And your heart or whatever. Seriously, though."

Panel 3: Confusion…

On the left, a cartoon bee with a funny grin and big eyes declares, "You arrrr the one for me!"
On the right, there's another cartoon coffee cup with a smiling face, repeating the text, "I would loaf to fuck you."

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The comic combines humor with clever wordplay about relationships, support payments, and puns related to food.