Comic #2459: 2012-02-09

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Panel 1: "For Science,
Please Draw the
Male Symbol Below:"

Panel 2: Person 1: "What's this for?"
Person 2: "I give it to men on first dates."

Panel 3: Person 2: "That night, I measure how long they drew the tail of the arrow."

Panel 4: Person 2: "Once we have sex, I compare the size of their penis to the size of the arrow tail."
[Illustration of the male symbol alongside "2.3 cm"]

Panel 5: Person 2: "And behold! A pattern emerges."

Panel 6: [Graph labeled with "large penis" at the top, "small penis" at the bottom, "large tail" to the right, and "small tail" to the left, with various points plotted.]

Panel 7: Person 1: "Whoa. Who's this guy?"
[Shows a finger pointing to a specific point on the graph.]

Panel 8: Person 2: "He died of blood loss."

Panel 9: [Person 1 looks surprised or concerned.]

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