Comic #2679: 2012-09-16
Description
Sure! Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:
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Character 1: "I don't get why people ever played video games. They've no story, no narrative."
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Character 2: "Have you even heard of Pac-Man?"
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Character 1: "Y-yeah…"
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Character 2: "Think about it. It's like Kafka wrote a Lovecraft story."
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Character 2: "Pac-Man is the story of a man who wakes up one day to find he is nothing but a mouth."
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Character 2: "All his dreams, hopes, desires, sensations, all channeled into a primal, consumptive urge."
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Character 2: "He's trapped in a maze with no exit, but his focus on consumption is so overwhelming, so sensual, that he doesn't even notice."
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Character 2: "But in the maze, there are ghosts, departed spirits. Do you know why they chase him?"
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Character 1: "N-no?"
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Character 2: "Ghosts can't eat; they only linger because food is the crown of the quick, and they've been dead so long, they find eating not only depressing, but repulsive."
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Character 2: "Then a being appears who is only mouth, only hunger. They will ignore him, mistaking him for a brand's worth of the contentness of a lover's bed."
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Character 2: "So they pursue the mouth, lighting each food bulb as they pass, instinctively, the primal that has even clouded the tantalizing product of whatever mad creator built this labyrinth."
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Character 2: "Within the mouth, they find an almost erotic hole, impotently lashing, with their wills vicariously making themselves through the tormented visceral of his mouth."
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Character 2: "But with each psychic excursion, the ghosts recoil, their precognitive state with renewed horror and rush faster and faster."
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Character 2: "Until the mouth can take no more and the dead fall upon it, charged to devour, the dead, and the mouth once again opens wide, revealing these new feasting sensations."
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Character 2: "And then…"
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Character 2: "The game begins again."
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Character 1: "Old games are horrifying."
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Character 2: "Oh, don’t get me started on centipedes."
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