Comic #3718: all-hail-glornak

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Panel 1: (Glornak holding a sword)
"PEOPLE OF THE VALLEY! I, GLORNAK, HAVE SLAIN THE EVIL KING WHO RULED BEFORE! I WILL NOW WATCH OVER YOU!"

Panel 2: (Three people respond)
"WHAT POLICIES WILL CHANGE?"
"WILL YOU LOWER OUR CRUSHING TAX BURDEN?"

Panel 3: (Glornak responds)
"WELL, FOR STARTERS, NO EVIL KINGS. ONLY GOOD KING GLORNAK!"

Panel 4: (Another person speaks)
"EVENTUALLY, YES? PROBABLY. WE HAVE TO REBUILD THE CASTLE I DESTROYED WHEN I DEFEATED THE EVIL KING."

Panel 5: (Another question)
"DO WE HAVE FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY?"
"OF COURSE."

Panel 6: (Glornak answers)
"JUST… YOU CAN'T PASS LAWS BECAUSE GLORNAK IS THE LAW. AND NO RABBLE-ROUSING."

Panel 7: (Thoughtful look)
"ACTUALLY, COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU CAN ASSEMBLE, BUT NOT IN GROUPS."

Panel 8: (One person asks)
"WILL YOU AT LEAST OVERTURN THE KING'S RIGHT OF PRIMA NOCTA? WHERE THE KING GETS TO SLEEP WITH EVERY BRIDE?"

Panel 9: (Glornak with surprise)
"WHAT!? YOU GUYS PUT UP WITH THAT?"
"FOR GENERATIONS."

Panel 10: (Another person speaking)
"WELL, I WANT TO MAKE SURE I RESPECT TRADITIONAL CULTURAL INSTITUTIONS."

Panel 11: (Glornak sighs)
":sigh:"
"NO SIGHING."
(Glornak stands with sword raised)