Comic #3669: sincerity

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Panel 1: Person 1: "MADAME SENATOR! THE PEOPLE DEMAND AN INSINCERE APOLOGY!"

Panel 2: Person 2: "HOW ABOUT A HEARTFELT APOLOGY?"
Person 1: "ARE YOU CRAZY?!"

Panel 3: Person 1: "YOUR OPPONENTS WILL CALL ANY APOLOGY INADEQUATE, AND YOUR SUPPORTERS WILL SAY YOU ARE WEAK."
Person 2: "THE LATTER WILL THEN REQUIRE AN APOLOGY."

Panel 4: Person 1: "DAMMIT, NO! IT'S TIME I JUST TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT I THINK!"

Panel 5: Person 1: "AND SO…"
"MY FELLOW CITIZENS, I WOULD LIKE TO SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR THE INSINCERITY OF THE APOLOGY I AM ABOUT TO GIVE."

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