Comic #5794: plural

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Panel 1: Person 1: "I'VE DISCOVERED A WAY TO INSTANTLY ACHIEVE CLASSINESS." Person 2: "HARD WORK AND GENEROSITY?" Person 1: "NYAH."

Panel 2: Person 1: "I TAKE ALL PLURAL POLYSYLLABIC WORDS, THEN STICK THE 'S' IN THE MIDDLE."

Panel 3: Person 1: "I DON’T SAY 'CATERPILLARS' LIKE YOU RIFFRAFF. I SAY 'CATERS PILLAR.' I DON’T SAY 'EXERCISES,' I SAY 'EXERS CISE.'" Person 2: "PARDON ME MADAME, I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER THREE CHEESES BURGER."

Panel 4: Person 2: "THIS IS STUPID AND YOU’RE STUPID." Person 1: "IT'S TIME WE SAID OUR GOODS BYE, MADAME!"