Comic #2078: 2011-01-21

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Advanced Rules Rock-Paper-Scissors:

Basic Throws:

• ROCK
  Beats scissors.

• PAPER
  Beats rock.

• SCISSORS
  Beats paper.

• TIME MACHINE
  Opponent’s current throw is played against his previous throw.

Modifiers:
(thrown concurrently with a basic throw)

• CANNIBAL
  Your current throw defeats only a throw of the same kind which lacks the cannibal modifier.

• CLONE
  Throw the same thing with both hands. If you win, you get +2; if you lose, -2.

• Complex Points
  If the number of players who throw is odd, whoever wins this throw gets Complex Points instead of points.

Goal: Get ten points of any kind.
Secondary Goal: Get banned from parties of any kind.