Comic #5220: passive
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Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Oh, you can eat the last pancake. Doesn’t bother me. Though it is a little sad you’re not the kind of person I thought I married."
Panel 2:
- Person 2: "Oh, you can have it."
- Person 2: "I just thought we’d try something different today."
Panel 3:
- Person 2: "You don’t have to fuel the machine. The rules of the game just set unwritten conditions and let it play against itself."
Panel 4:
- Person 1: "I just thought you loved me."
- Person 1: "I just thought we were in love."
- Person 1: "I just want you to love me like you used to."
- Person 1: "I’m just fixated on how Cheryl treated me."
- Person 1: "I’m just fixated on how Cheryl treated me…but I know I can’t expect that from everyone. I am just trying to adjust my expectations."
- Person 1: "I think movies have made me expect certain things that you don’t do."
Panel 5:
- Person 1: "You can have the last pancake."
- On-screen text: "1,054,718 moves later…"
- Person 1: "Did you know that John Bell proved quantum variable theories can’t explain?"
Panel 6:
- Person 1: "Where you going with this?"
Panel 7:
- Person 2: "We first used it against geopolitical rivals."
- Person 2: "I want to be clear, the missiles that we have probably hidden off the coast, if we have them, are fundamentally about friendship, which we have since under the impression we had."
Panel 8:
- Person 1: "It was unbeatable, like playing against an alien intelligence - strange, crystalline."
- Person 1: "Why did you give America the Sudetenland? They didn’t even ask for it."
Panel 9:
- Person 2: "I don’t want to, I just feel like a jerk for something I don’t remember."
Panel 10:
- Person 2: "Inevitably, it turned against us."
- Person 2: "We need you to negotiate a treaty with Europe."
- Person 1: "The set of real numbers is uncountable."
Panel 11:
- Person 2: "Where you going with this?"
- Person 1: "Funny - Europe said the same thing."
Panel 12:
- Person 1: "Things are for the best now."
- Person 2: "Do you really think we should be ground into meat like this?"
Panel 13:
- Person 2: "Honestly, we owe it to the robots, but I can’t remember why…"
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