Comic #6859: teleporter-4

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WAIT, WHEN YOU ACTIVATE THE TELEPORTER, DOES IT KILL ME?"
• Character 2: "100% SIR, YES."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "SO YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE ALL DAY LONG?"
• Character 2: "ABSOLUTELY, SIR."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "ISN'T THAT UNETHICAL?"
• Character 2: "NO. WE ASK TELEPORTEES TO VOLUNTARILY CARRY A PUPPY INTO THE MACHINE. THIS MAKES THEM PUPPY-MURDERERS, WHICH ALLOWS US TO EXPLODE THEM GUILT-FREE."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "AH."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "NICE TO KNOW THE LOGIC CHECKS OUT."
• Screen text: "PLEASE SELECT A CORGI AND STEP INTO THE PLASMAFIER."