Comic #2046: 2010-12-20

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Here's the transcription of the comic text:

FIRST YEAR…
"I LOVE THE WAY YOU FINISH MY SENTENCES!"

SECOND YEAR…
"WILL YOU MARRY YOU? OF COURSE!"

FIFTH YEAR…
"STOP FINISHING MY GODDAMN SENTENCES!"

TENTH YEAR…
"I WANT A DIVORCE!"

ELEVENTH YEAR…
"PLEASE DON'T TAKE CUSTODY! I LOVE THE KIDS."

TWELFTH YEAR…
"DIE!"
"BANG!"

This captures the dialogue throughout the comic's various panels.