Comic #1914: 2010-08-08

Description

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:
Caption: "MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THIS IS MISTER BARKY, THE CUTEST PUPPY EVER. HE'S GOING TO ONE OF THOSE SCARY JAILS YOU SEE IN MOVIES TO AWAIT TRIAL FOR A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT. BAIL IS SET AT 100 TRILLION DOLLARS."

Panel 2:
Newspaper Headline 1: "WEALTHIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH BAND TOGETHER TO SAVE DOGGIE"
Newspaper Headline 2: "U.S. NATIONAL DEBT PAID IN FULL"

Panel 3:
Character 1: "WHY NOT JUST CUT THE BUDGET A LITTLE?"
Character 2: "I WANTED A REALISTIC SOLUTION."