Comic #6988: karma

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Panel 1: Person 1: "WAIT, SO MY KARMA DETERMINES HOW I'M REBORN IN THE NEXT LIFE?" Monk: "YES."

Panel 2: Monk: "GOOD KARMA AND YOU COME BACK AS A HUMAN WITH A CHANCE FOR ENLIGHTENMENT. THE WORSE YOUR KARMA, THE LOWER YOUR RETURN, EVEN UNTO BEING A ROACH OR FLY."

Panel 3: Person 1: "OH MAN, SO I CAN TUNE WHAT I'M REINCARNATED AS JUST BY SELECTING THE EXACT RIGHT LEVEL OF BAD ACTION?" Person 2: "UH—DID YOU KNOW THAT NORTHERN ELEPHANT SEALS CAN HAVE UP TO ONE HUNDRED MATES IN THEIR HAREM DURING A SINGLE SEASON?!"

Panel 4: Person 1: "I FEEL YOU'RE NOT ENGAGING WITH THE SPIRIT OF—" Person 2: "BYE! GONNA GO COMMIT SOME MINOR CRIMES SO I CAN HAVE A SEA-COW ORGY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR WISDOM!"

The comic is from smbc-comics.com.