Comic #1602: 2009-09-22

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Title: MAKE YOUR OWN MATRYOSHKA DOLL! / Each argument fits inside the next until you reach the truth [Cut along the orange line]

1. Panel 1:
   • Background: Blue.
   • Text (in a speech bubble): "THERE ARE MANY BEAUTIFUL SOULS IN THIS UNIVERSE, BUT I NEED A SOULMATE."
   • Character: A woman with dark hair, wearing a pink top and green pants, stands with hands on her hips.
2. Panel 2:
   • Background: Blue.
   • Text (in a speech bubble): "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME."
   • Character: The same woman, now with a more serious expression, stands with her arms crossed.
3. Panel 3:
   • Background: Blue.
   • Text (in a speech bubble): "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S YOUR FACE, HAIR, BODY, AND TEETH."
   • Character: The woman appears frustrated and is gesturing with her hands.
4. Panel 4:
   • Background: Blue.
   • Text (in a speech bubble): "I SAW YOU MASTURBATING AND ADJUSTING YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE AT THE SAME TIME."
   • Character: The woman is now frowning, with a hint of disbelief, standing with her arms outstretched.
5. Panel 5:
   • Background: Blue.
   • Text (in a speech bubble): "THERE ARE MANY BEAUTIFUL SOULS IN THIS UNIVERSE, BUT I NEED ONE WITH A BIGGER PENIS."
   • Character: The woman wears a sarcastic smile and has one hand on her hip, pointing with the other hand.

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