Comic #4949: sob

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Panel 1:

• A character exclaims, "Ow! Son of a bitch! My toe!" while holding their foot.
• Another character responds, "Don't say that word!"

Panel 2:

• The first character suggests, "Say 'son of a gun' if you must."
• The second character replies, "That’s way more offensive!"

Panel 3:

• The first character poses a question, "Do you know the etymology of 'son of a gun'?"
• The second character shares, "The British Navy used to allow women on ships. Sometimes a woman would give birth onboard, but nobody would know exactly who the father was. 'Gun' was slang for a military guy. Hence, the kid would be called 'son of a gun.'"

Panel 4:

• The first character appears incredulous and says, "So you're telling me not to say 'your mom is a dog,' and instead say 'your mom gave birth to you after having unprotected sex with a boat full of sailors, none of whom claimed you'?"

Panel 5:

• The final character responds by shouting, "Son of a bitch!"

The characters are drawn in a cartoonish style with simple backgrounds, showing a humorous dialogue about the meanings and implications of certain phrases.