Comic #5892: surprise-3

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Panel 1:

• God: "HEY HUMAN, IT'S GOD."
• Human: "OH, WOW. AM I A PROPHET?"
• God: "NAH, I JUST WANNA CHAT."

Panel 2:

• Human: "CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?"
• God: "SURE?"
• Human: "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DIE SURPRISED?"

Panel 3:

• God: "WHAT?"
• Human: "LIKE, EVERYONE. THEY DIE SURPRISED."

Panel 4:

• Human continues: "YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT DEATH ALL THE TIME. YOU'VE SEEN DEATH. YOU EAT DEAD THINGS. YOU HAVE WHOLE RELIGIONS AND PHILOSOPHIES ORIENTED AROUND APPROPRIATE POSTURE TOWARD DEATH."

Panel 5:

• Human: "BUT WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS, EVERYONE'S SHOCKED IT'S FOR REAL THIS TIME!"

Panel 6:

• God: "HONESTLY, THIS IS SURPRISING NEWS."
• God continues: "JEEZ, YOU THINGS ARE WEIRD!"

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