Comic #5648: asteroid-plan

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Description

Comic Description:

The comic features a woman with curly gray hair wearing round glasses and a brown blazer. She stands behind a podium, addressing an audience. The background is a simple yellow curtain.

Text:

1. Top Panel:
   • "AFTER CONSULTATION WITH THE UN, NASA, AND THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF, IN VIEW OF THE MOST RECENT SIMILAR CALAMITY, WE HAVE RESOLVED THAT EVERYONE SHOULD EVOLVE INTO BIRDS."
2. Bottom Panel:
   • "It was a mistake to put paleontologists in charge of the asteroid defense program."