Comic #3871: dad-jokes

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Panel 1: Man: "So I said… two gongs don't make a right." [Sound effect: "HAHAHAHA!"]

Panel 2: Woman: "Stop that. Why are you laughing?" Woman: "Your jokes? They're so funny." Man: "But they aren’t… please…"

Panel 3: Man: "Surely you know how much happiness they bring me."

Panel 4: Woman: "Don't call me Shirley." [Sound effect: "HAHAHA!"] Man: "Another one! Another brilliant play on words!"

Panel 5: Man: "Arrgh! No! Please… earnest appreciation is my weakness. Please… please roll your eyes."

Panel 6: Woman: "But it's so funny, so funny, I'm dying." [Sound effect: "Hi, dying."]

Panel 7: Man: "I'm Dad…"

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