Comic #6270: transcendence-2

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Panel 1
Character 1: "Dear God, I want transcendence."

Panel 2
Character 1: "Not just any transcendence. I want a moment so transcendent, it makes everyone else’s transcendent moments look like shit."

Panel 3
Narration: "No can do. The most transcendent moment in this entire timeline already occurred on May 6, 1694 for a pious widow named Mary Graham, in a church in East Anglia, about three-quarters of the way through services."

Panel 4
Narration: "Nobody knows about her down there, but she’s got the high score and honestly kinda lords it over everyone up here."

Panel 5
Narration: "Later, in the afterlife…"

Panel 6
Character 2: "I hear you had a total of 14 very moving sunsets. Lovely. How lovely and nice, you cute thing."

Panel 7
Character 1: "God I hate it here."