Comic #2791: 2013-01-07
Description
Sure! Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "I should warn you before we have sex… I have VERY potent seed."
- Character 2: "But you’re wearing a condom, and I’m on birth control."
- Character 1: "It doesn’t matter!"
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "My sperm will find the weakest point in the latex structure and drill a path through. Once free, they will make their way to your uterus and locate as many ova as they can."
- Character 2 (thinking): "Well… can you just… not finish?"
- Character 1: "That is of no consequence."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "They’ve probably already made a pre-emptive strike on your vagina. Their spies are EVERYWHERE."
- Character 2: "If you have a roommate tell her to stay away! We’ve lost the battle but she can be spared!"
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "Are you having potency problems and dealing with them via an elaborate fantasy of sexual superpowers?"
- Character 2: "I must leave to protect you!"