Comic #4528: longterm-saving

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Panel 1:

• A man with red hair and a blue shirt is speaking to a bank teller inside a bank.
• The man says, "PUT ALL OF MY MONEY IN A LONGTERM CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT. I WANT IT TO ACCRUE INTEREST FOR THE NEXT 10,000 YEARS."
• The bank teller, an older man with gray hair and a suit, responds, "10,000?"
• The first man replies, "YOU HEARD ME."

Panel 2:

• The scene shifts to a futuristic-looking building labeled "CRYONIC SUSPENSION."
• The same red-haired man is now inside, accompanied by a doctor in a lab coat and a woman in a business suit.
• The text reads "LATER…"

Panel 3:

• The red-haired man is now seen with two people wearing yellow outfits.
• He exclaims, "IT WORKED! I'M THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE!"
• Another character in yellow responds, "WE LIVE IN A SCARCITY-FREE SOCIETY. EVERYTHING IS PLENTIFUL, AND ALL ARE HAPPY, FREE, AND EQUAL."

Panel 4:

• The red-haired man looks pleased while another character in yellow adds something (the text is cut off).
• The thought bubble above the red-haired man says, "THIS SUCKS."

Panel 5:

• The final panel shows the red-haired man flying in a futuristic setting wearing a rocket pack, with various flying saucer-like vehicles in the background.
• The overall atmosphere is bright and colorful, conveying a sense of humor in the contrast of the dialogue and the visually futuristic setting.

This description includes the main elements and dialogue of the comic for accessibility.