Comic #5249: prosperity

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Panel 1:

• Character 1 (person with curly hair): "Hell!? But I was good my entire life!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2 (a devil with horns): "Why didn't you follow those 'prosperity gospel' preachers? The ones who make you rich for 'catching the holy spirit.'"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "That works?"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "Sure. How do you think they all got private jets and mansions? Magic?"

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "Ah… but… don't those people go to hell?"

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "Everyone goes to hell. But, some people get to be rich beforehand."

Panel 7:

• Character 1: "I thought mortal life was a test."

Panel 8:

• Character 2: "Then it sounds like you got a big fat F."