Comic #5288: thor

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Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character on the left: "THOR, I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’RE NOT THE GOD OF THUNDER."
• Thor: "WHAT?"

Panel 2:

• Character on the left: "HOW COME YOU ALWAYS COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN THERE’S A THUNDERCLAP?"
• Thor: "I DON’T WANT MY BEARD SINGED BY LIGHTNING, MORTAL!"
• Sound effects: "K'POW! BANG! BOOM."

Panel 3:

• Character on the left: "LOOK, I’M WILLING TO PLAY ALONG, BUT CAN WE PLEASE JUST AGREE THAT YOU’RE NOT A GOD AND THIS IS ALL JUST A WEIRD SEX THING?"

Panel 4:

• Sound effects: "K'POW. BANG. BOOM."
• Thor looks confused.

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