Comic #5623: see-yourself

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Description

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Panel 1:

• A character with short hair and wearing a white shirt and a red vest speaks to another character seated at a desk. The seated character has glasses and is looking at the speaker.
• The speech bubble from the standing character says, "IF YOU COME WORK HERE, WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?"

Panel 2:

• The standing character continues to elaborate, responding in a thoughtful manner.
• The speech bubble reads, "LOGICALLY, I SHOULD CONSIDER ALL OUTCOMES THEN PROJECT THE AVERAGE OUTCOME OF THE SPACE OF POSSIBILITIES."

Panel 3:

• The standing character summarizes their projections with a mix of humor and statistics.
• The speech bubble contains, "SO, FIVE YEARS FROM NOW I’M 2.3% DEAD, 24% PREGNANT, AND WITH A 16% LARGER INCOME, ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION."

Panel 4:

• The standing character reflects and offers their vision for the future.
• The speech bubble states, "I GUESS I SEE MYSELF AS AN UPWARDLY MOBILE, SLIGHTLY ZOMBIFIED MOTHER-TO-BE."

Panel 5:

• The seated character looks surprised, and the final line is delivered.
• The speech bubble says, "YOU’RE HIRED!"

Panel 6:

• The scene shifts outside to show a building with a sign that reads, "Statistics Analysis and Modeling, Inc." The building is modern, and the environment looks pleasant.