Comic #3223: 2014-03-15

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Panel 1: With modern compression algorithms, images can be stored in tiny amounts of memory. [Background filled with binary code]

Panel 2: With modern technology, memory can be the size and weight of a few cells. Chemical structure depicted

Panel 3: With modern manufacturing, that memory can be recreated million times per second. Chemical structure depicted again

Panel 4: With hatred for the modern world in mind, I took an image of my wiener, molecularized it, and created billions of copies. Character with a surprised expression

Panel 5: My wiener is everywhere. In your house. In your food. In your body. Character holding a container labeled "MOLECULAR WIENER PICS"

Panel 6: Human ecology is now suffuse with my wiener. My wiener will remain here long after humans are no more.

Panel 7: Earlier… One character asks another: "Hank, how are you so confident all the time?"

Character responds with a smile: "I just am!"

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