Comic #4459: dear-god-2
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic panel by panel:
Panel 1:
Person 1: "DEAR LORD, WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?"
Panel 2:
Person 2: "HEY, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU."
Panel 3:
Person 1: "I FEEL YOUR PRESENCE, LORD."
Panel 4:
Person 2: "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M REALLY GOD? HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT PRAYING TO A DEMON OR SOMETHING?"
Panel 5:
Person 1: "IF I WERE A DEMON, WOULDN'T I TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE I'M GOD?"
Panel 6:
Person 2: "GOD WOULDN'T ALLOW THAT."
Panel 7:
Person 1: "ARE YOU SURE? WHAT IF A DEMON IMPLANTED THAT THOUGHT INTO YOU?"
Panel 8:
Person 1: "SEE, YOU GET INTO A SORT OF REGRESSION PROBLEM. ANYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ULTIMATELY DEPENDS ON SOMETHING YOU CAN'T BE CERTAIN OF."
Panel 9:
Person 2: "THERE MAY BE TRUE THINGS, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE SURE OF THEM."
Panel 10:
Person 1: [Looks confused]
Panel 11:
Person 2: "THAT WAS MEAN, GOD."
Panel 12:
Angel: "BUT SEE, HE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE WHOLE BAD-THINGS-GOOD-PEOPLE ISSUE!"
(Background shows clouds and a cookie shaped like a moon.)