Comic #2122: 2011-03-06

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DON’T MARRY A PHILOSOPHER
HONEY, BEFORE I DIE, I HAVE A CONFESSION. SINCE FREEDOM OF CHOICE IS MEANINGLESS IN A DETERMINISTIC REALITY, I NEVER LOVED YOU IN A WAY THAT YOU’D FIND EXISTENTIALLY SATISFYING.

DON’T MARRY A SCIENTIST
HONEY, BEFORE I DIE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE IS NO EMPIRICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ATOMS OF LIVING AND NON-LIVING ENTITIES. SO… DON’T THINK OF THIS AS “GOODBYE,” THINK OF THIS AS “NONE OF IT EVER MATTERED.”

DON’T MARRY AN ARTIST
I NAILED A LOT OF DUMB COLLEGE GIRLS.

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