Comic #2644: 2012-08-12

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Panel 1: The setting is a classroom. A teacher with glasses, a beard, and a gray suit stands at the front of the class holding a banana in one hand and a condom in the other. The speech bubble reads: "Welcome to day one of sex ed. Does everyone have a banana and condom?"

Panel 2: A student with dark hair and a darker skin tone asks a question, looking concerned. The speech bubble reads: "Why is my banana smaller than everyone else’s?" The teacher replies: "Because genetics is a capricious goddess whose idle whims are our crosses to bear."

Panel 3: The teacher instructs another student, Bobby, who has brown skin and short hair. The speech bubble from the teacher says: "Now Bobby, think of a woman for half a second." Bobby responds: "Okay…"

Panel 4: A close-up shows a hand clicking a remote button, with an onomatopoeic word in a yellow, star-shaped bubble: "click".

Panel 5: The next panel shows Bobby's expression turning to alarm as he starts to clench his hands, and there is an explosive sound effect: "BOOM!"

Panel 6: The classroom scene expands, revealing other students looking shocked or concerned. Bobby looks worried, and others are whispering or looking at him.

Panel 7: A student says: "I'm not sure this is an accurate portrayal of sex for most people." The teacher, seemingly amused, responds: "Hold on. I need to play the audio of my wife laughing."

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